what, salty?

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:53, 1 reply)

Wet, Fishy and bigger than you expected?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:56, closed)

Huh, huh, huh
You said "blowhole", heh, heh, heh.

But yes, she is a good cook and she's amazing in the sack.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:52, closed)

My Grandad had some sage advice when it came to picking life-partners.
1 - you may end up sharing genetic material with them, genetic material for which you will share responsibility for for the term of your natural...
2- they may be responsible for your care in your dotage. Conversely you may have to look after them.
3 - you will wake up next to this person for the next 50-60 odd years (depending on your age etc.), if you can't stand their ugly mug today; it will not improve with age!
If any of these criteria aren't met then as he said to me - "have fun, don't take it too seriously and always wear a johnnie."
He and my step-gran were married for 50 odd years, they both had kids & dead spouses by the end of the war so it was a convenient marriage. I know they didn't "love" each other but I don't think he was ever unhappy with his choice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:54, closed)