Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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I had an ex like that too; her idea of foreplay was to whisper "make love to me" in her Irish lilt and then lie still and open her legs.
Oral sex and prolonged foreplay were forbidden (I think it was her Catholic upbringing) and then she would complain about the standard of my lovemaking!
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Vambo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:40,
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You were rubbish though...(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:42,
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Oral and prolonged foreplay are fineProviding it's me doing it.
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