Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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A naked, willing woman,with a dripping pussy, and you can't get it up?
Bag over her head, perhaps?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:48,
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Perhaps he's gay and in denial.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:56,
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it's because she spoils it by breathing audibly.and being warm.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:06,
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Selfish bitch.I bet she's not even willing to lie in a bath of icecubes for a couple of hours first.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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I wondered about thatbut doing all the foreplay with no reciprocity is not exactly the world's biggest turn on. No problems getting it up while remembering the good times.
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Lower your expectations?Failing that, when you've finished warming her up, present your cock at her lips before she has a chance to move - she'll have to do something, then.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:01,
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Couldn't lower my expectations much lower, to be honestI'm not asking for bondage and a threesome, just a little reciprocity and the light on occasionally.
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Had an ex like this too.Although she'd consent verbally, she'd just lie there and not reciprocate at all, not even showing any signs of enjoying herself, which ended up making me feel like a rapist.
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.Yeti., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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Pretty much what it's like for meBut I really don't want her to become my ex. We're too good for each other outside the bedroom.
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This is B3ta, you're a b3tanIf you have a real life female woman with ladybits and everything, shouldn't you be counting your lucky stars you're a sweaty handed virgin no longer and be pointing at horizontal?
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