Oh, and another thing
She gets the most evil farts in the few days leading up to her period and for maybe a day or two into it. We call them her "No more bets farts" as it's the last chance of getting my leg over before she's up on bricks.

When I say evil, I mean evil. Truly malevolent. They're so bad that if I'm spooning behind her and she lets one out during the night, the smell has been known to actually wake me up, like smelling salts. Although she finds it hilarious, she did take umbrage to me once when I asked her if she'd been buttfucked by zombies wearing condoms made from roadkill.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:43, 7 replies)

"buttfucked by zombies wearing condoms made from roadkill" -- officelol
Sheer poetry: a lovely rhythm to it. The words, I mean, not the buttfucking.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:53, closed)

Yoink!
An absolutely splendid phrase, which I shall be 'borrowing' henceforth
(anvil, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:24, closed)

A second office lol.
And nice to have some humour on here after all the bitterness we've churned out this week.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:55, closed)

Oh I don't know, I've rather enjoyed this week
A combination of

a) Yes! Mine does (did) that too!

and

b) Jeez, the things we do for regular occasional sex...

and

c) Run! Run for the hills! Run NOW!

More laughs than many recent ones, anyway.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)

Perhaps, maybe I've been reading (or wiriting) the wrong posts.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:30, closed)

'buttfucked by zombies wearing condoms made from roadkill'
Thank you for that lovely image, which will follow me to my grave. And who knows, maybe beyond!
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)

Should the dead rise up against us all

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:07, closed)