Annoying PartnersAs a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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The obvious reply is"If you loved me, you'd be happy with me rather than needing expensive shiny trinkets"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:27,
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Or alternatively"But if I bought that, it would just be prostitution every time we have sex"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:29,
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Or better still"Fuck off, I'm not Howard Hughes you know"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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"Hey look, Mass Effect 2 downloadable content!If you loved me, you'd buy me that!"
"But I don't have any money, especially not for crap I'm not interested in!"
"I want you to think very carefully about the answer you just gave me."
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She's a slag, and a needy one at that, you could do so much bet...(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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Grr I am annoyed by you now Rory grr oh you make me so angry etc etc.(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:46, closed)
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