AnonymousOne of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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My mate Steve was talking hypothetically about robbing a bank, like you do“So,” I said. “How do you make sure nobody recognizes your face – you gonna wear a mask or summit?”
Steve thinks about this for a good long while. OK, he was absolutely shitfaced, which may explain what he said next. Either that or Steve is in fact the thickest person ever to have existed in the history of humankind ever.
Steve said: “Simple. I’ll keep my eyes really tightly shut throughout the heist, then if I get caught and it goes to trial I can honestly say I didn’t recognize anybody.”
Twat…
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SpankyHanky, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:23,
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So I may have this a little out of context,having never met your mate, but that is absolute genius!
I suspect you mean he was deadly serious though...
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