leaves
sometimes, when i'm drunk, i like to fill my coat pockets with leaves, which i then redistribute by the simple method of shoving handfuls through random peoples' letterboxes.

no, i don't know why either.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:36, 10 replies)

That's not very nice.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:45, closed)

i know
but it amuses me at the time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:51, closed)

will you shut up
you sanctimonious cunt. You're right, and I'd be furious if someone did it to me. Although if they did it to me they'd be taking a big risk...
Anyhow, shut up.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:34, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha
is that your new word of the day?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:43, closed)

Easy tonto.
I did a similar thing with springing up window wipers on the cars on my road.
( rgordon00, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:09, closed)

i still draw cocks on dirty cars and vans

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:02, closed)

When it was all snowy here
the bonnet of each car in my street had a CDC on it.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:29, closed)

hahaa!
i thoroughly endorse this kind of behaviour!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:58, closed)

I find this delightful
And have clicked accordingly
( rofl harris, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:43, closed)

thanks!
i also once arranged a circle of acorns on top of someone's wheely bin. i took quite a while at it, arranging them to my exact tastes.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:03, closed)