Cheapskate
Cheerfully tipsy, I once negotiated a 10% discount on the entry price with a nightclub bouncer.

Subsequently humiliated by a friend pointing out the futility of quibbling over 2 quid and, really, I wasn't short of money anyway.

Kind of took the shine off the evening altogether, now I think about it....
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 3:28, 7 replies)

Pah.
A friend of mine once argued for a good 10 minutes in order to get a student discount on a club entry fee. It went beyond him showing an expired student card to him arguing that he was a med student so it was valid to him answering several simple medical questions wrong and declaring them stupid and irrelevant to the point.

The discount he was after? £1 instead of the full whack of £2.

He eventually paid full price and then smashed every glass he was handed in order to make his money back.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 5:34, closed)

Certainly sounds like a medical student.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Jul 2014, 6:33, closed)

NIDs MOAH real blood Bloody Marys

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 7:26, closed)

That actually plumbs new depths of petty.

( .Yeti., Fri 11 Jul 2014, 12:42, closed)

Maybe. But then, Dr Shambolic is a dog's cunt.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:49, closed)

it always amazes me how ready folk on here are to tell everybody how shit and pointless their mates are
if my mates were such changes shitwits I'd keep quiet about it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:37, closed)

such changes shitwits real
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:38, closed)