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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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There seems to be very few stories / anecdotes / cries for 'help' this week, so have some filler:
Once at the primary school I attended we were set the task of making a diagram of a microscope for our science homework. I completed my diagram during playtime (‘cos I’m a dweeb). Some classmates saw this and offered me money if I would do theirs. One wealthy little fellow even offered £10! How could ten year old me possibly refuse? I diligently worked through the lunch break drafting each pupil’s diagram, clever enough to make each one different enough to not be copied. The boys were delighted and each promised to bring me the money the next day.

They didn’t.

TL:DR - I once did the homework for several classmates, all of whom promised cash. We were all 10. I didn’t get paid.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 14:48, 7 replies)
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 15:06, closed)
cash in advance, man
you're the worst corrupt primary school child ever
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:16, closed)
... and the good Doctor here knows aaaaall about corrupting primary school children.

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:18, closed)
my chimney is the cleanest in all of London town
if you know what I mean

and I think you do
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:19, closed)

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:06, closed)
Well, I hope that in later life you purchased a Honda Accord BMX VR and got your well deserved
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:45, closed)
Funnily enough...
I'm looking at trading my old Civic in and was looking at the Accord estate. Ideal for storing all my supermodel girlfriends in whilst I dispense justice, along with various other acts of meme based supremacy...
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:38, closed)

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