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Get fuckloads and eat it with a bag of mushrooms.
But make sure you regularly top up on mephedrone and ketamine until it kicks in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:01, 1 reply)
It's this kind of vague instruction that sometimes makes me doubt you're really a doctor.
How big does the bag of mushrooms have to be?
Should he be snorting, chasing or injecting the meph and the ketamine?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:07, closed)
The bag of mushrooms should be stuffed like one of those placky bags of candy floss at shitty fairgrounds.
The mephedrone should be taken through the tearducts and the ketamine should be bathed in like Cleopatra in asses' milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:16, closed)
These are especially tasty:

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 20:27, closed)
That one on the right looks like your penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:41, closed)
Only bigger.

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