Why are some people in the media still waiting for a professional footballer to come out (besides the tragic Justin Fashanu), when...?
Pele has publicly admitted that he lost his virginity to a man;
David Beckham has regularly worn make-up, nail varnish and admitted to wearing his wife's knickers (as well as that sarong);
Ashley Cole jeopardised his marriage to a stunningly beautiful woman, as well as it being public knowledge that he shoved a vibrating phone up his arse and offered his mate £5,000 in cash to suck him off?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:07, 4 replies)

are you on the right website?
this looks like a normal question

needs more star wars
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:50, closed)

That's a very good point, actually.
But I think I'm the only person of my generation who isn't into Star Wars.

As such, I lead a very lonely existence.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 1:41, closed)

It's all about gender identity innit.
Footballers are collectively saying "I go wild thinking about massaging Vaseline between the muscular buttocks of my team-mates and slipping my cock into that tight, masculine warmth, but I don't identify as gay."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:09, closed)

And to be fair
after a couple of years of it I'd jeapardise my wedding to Cheryl Cole too, although that would most likely take the form of shitting in her shoes and then shooting myself.
( boris the spider, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:19, closed)