Attention whoreBecause it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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The thing is...... kayak man has not prepared for the flood. He's prepared for the television cameras.
This is England, not Banglafuckingdesh. "Flood" in this case doesn't mean the very, very rare and not at all funny Boscastle style flash-flood. It means the fairly regular water about knee deep or less ruining people's carpets, on an entirely predictable basis you usually know about a day or two in advance.
The clever people are not "trapped in their flooded homes". They prepare by piling up sandbags, parking their car somewhere dry, buying some extra food in and turning off the electricity, and if they need to get about, they just wade. They don't go paddling down the high street in a buoyancy aid grinning like a cunt.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:25, 1 reply)
look at you,bringing logic into the equation and ruining the fun of the fuckwits.
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