once upon a time
I was sat at a large table with a Group from my college course. One of the girls had bought expensive perfume and was duly showing of her latest purchase to a table of cooing girls. I asked to see the bottle and then sprayed it in her eyes in jest. Clearly upset I had stolen her thunder the Dramatic fuck screamed and started balling saying her eyes were on fire and she couldn't see. DRAMA QUEEN.

Tl;Dr girl pretends perfume burns for attention.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:52, 5 replies)

So you commited assault.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:29, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 0:38, closed)

You are out dulling yourself. Surprised you haven't slipped into some sort of coma.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:51, closed)

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( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:54, closed)

This is EXACTLY the type of casual sociopathy that QOTW needs.
:D
*Clickies*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:12, closed)