My stepmother, to emphasise her opinion that my father shouldn't offer my sister a minor bridge loan after ballsing up her finances in her first term at university
Threw a pot of tea over my sister, then stripped down to her underwear, and ran through the village, through two neighbouring villages, and into the local town, where she was picked up by the police and returned home.

Again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 9:17, 13 replies)

Was this before or after she expressed her opinion on your *tasteful* grot poster?

(McChinaman banned, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:18, closed)

After.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:36, closed)

I bet she is great at sucking cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:48, closed)

The mad ones always are

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 10:51, closed)

And there's always the frisson of wondering whether she'll bite it clean off.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:04, closed)

Whihc is why in the olden days they were forced to have their teeth removed. Happy times.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:08, closed)

Happier times, quinchy. Happier times.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:25, closed)

What sort
of tea?
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:11, closed)

Earl Grey.
Duh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:39, closed)

Or in this case,
Hurl Grey.
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:46, closed)

Darjeefling.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:30, closed)

English Breakdown

( .Yeti., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:59, closed)

PG
Tipped
(username failed moderation, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:49, closed)