Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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My matehad taken loads of time off sick but we were going clubbing so he HAD to come too.
I rang him at work where he took the call in the staff canteen and after listening for a minute he crumpled to the floor and started weeping uncontrollably.
Yes, you've guessed - a death in the family - but not to tempt fate we invented a brother who died spectacularly in a motorbike crash, so my mate got top marks for the acting job. We had a wicked night out and didn't start feeling guilty until come-down - huzzah!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 8:38,
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