
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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I locked myself in my porch somehow. For 7 hours. I was also hungover, needed a shit and it was the hottest day of the year. Had to wait for my housemate to come home and let me out. Work didn't believe me the next day.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 8:49, Reply)
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