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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Spawny get always gets away with it...
Lad at work who we shall call RatBoy - He is chav incarnate.

Excuses have included:-

*Needs to look after his cat

*MOT (About 4 MOT's a year - he's very safe)

*Irritable Bowel Syndrome - lasted 24 hours, (it's a miracle, praise the lord)

*Taking mon and tues off in lieu of his weekend in which he was 'ill' - seriously, there are no words.


*Taking mon and tues off in lieu coz his wife worked the weekend(!)

Cocking annoying thing is the twat gets away with it repeatedly.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 10:20, Reply)

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