Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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A couple of good onesI've used "I wont be in work today because I'm in the wrong country" twice. Tends to work through shock and confusion.
I once used floods in York as an excuse for about three days.
When I was a temp I'd phone in sick if it was raining.
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CowJam, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:54,
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