Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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A friend of minehas had
.Stomach Flu which she recovered from next day
.Normal Flu (Two day recovery!)
.Claimed Liver failure (Back within 3 days, no jaundice, pain or anything)
.Kidney failure (Ohh yeah this gets worse)
.Severe case of Diarrhea (back within a day)
.Developed ME *rolls eyes*
.Broke two of her ribs
.Got flu again.
All in a two week period.
She got away with it all Scott free.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 12:44, Reply)
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