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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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When I was in year 7
I hated geography. The teacher scared me a bit and the subject bored me. I was also quite a good-natured little boy, fearful of punishment, and a lazy child, fearful of work. So when we had this big assignment thing (which in hindsight probably only seemed big because I was 11) I didn't do it. Then I got scared of detention. The fact that we would get a "red card" to say we had detention didn't really help, a bright red A5 peice of paper that means bad stuff's happening is quite daunting when you're young. So I missed the next lesson. And the next one. And the next one. Each time I had to say I was sick, either at the start of the day or just after lunch. I must have missed every Tuesday afternoon for about 3 months, and half the full days too. My mum and the teachers got well suspicious. I could see that they were suspicious, and I think they knew that I knew they knew. But for some reason nothing ever came of it. To be honest the teacher probably forgot about it after 3 weeks or something anyway, but it was still good to go home and not do any work.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 14:38, Reply)

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