Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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theatricalityI used to work in KFC. For three years. Which is about three years too many.
Came into work after a long weekend and really wasn't up to the boiling grease and stench of fried chicken. I dropped something into a fryer which splashed a little oil onto my cheek, which was plenty hot enough to make me yelp. I went to the loo to wash it off.
My cheek was a little red, but that wouldn't do. So I collected salt and pepper (mm, colonel's secret recipe) from the hem of my trousers, and rubbed it into my eye. Then washed it with hot, then cold, then hot water again until my eye swelled up nastily and started to tear.
Got two days off, it looked so bad.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 15:47, Reply)
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