Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Not me, but a mate.....was once getting bollocked by his mother for forgetting to go to a dentist appointment.
She said "Are there any other appointments you haven't gone to and not told me?"
In a stroke of genius, my friend replied, "Yeah, my lobotomy,"
It shut his mum RIGHT UP.
genius.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:27, Reply)
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