Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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AppenidsicknessI was in primary school one day, bored out of my brains. Decided to fake being sick so I could sent home and do something more fun. Worked a treat until my mum picked me up and insisted I went straight to the doctors. He had a bit of a prod about and told me my appendix (spelt wrong) were about to burst and that I had to go to hospital immediately! Feck!
So there I was being wheeled into the operating theatre thinking god or someone was having a massive laugh and teaching me a lesson at the same time. At least I got two weeks off school, but from that day I have never (well rarely) pulled a sicky.
I only told my mum last year (22 years since the event). She nearly wey herself!
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 18:40, Reply)
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