Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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A while backMe and my mate were working at the same place. One night we find out Pearl Jam tickets are going on sale, so what do we do? We go and wait outside of the box office for 10 hours and get drunk with the other people waiting there. Tickets go on sale at 10am and my mate has to be on the job at noon. Well, we get our tickets and get to my place at 10:30. My mate, having gotten no sleep at all asks if he can get an hour in on my couch, I say "Yeah, no fucking problem, I'll wake you up in an hour."
I didn't.
So he has to call in, still drunk and extremely tired and explain he was sick. He got a write-up because we had told eveyone our plans for getting the tickets. Shit.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 18:49, Reply)
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