Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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"Eileen Hahn..."...very pleasant in her Irishness, had decided to try that whole "squat on the floor hyper-ventilating for 2 minutes then get your mates to press REALLY HARD on your chest until you pass out" thing at High School. In the middle of a corridor at break time. So she passes out and flops to the floor just as one of the senior staff rounds the corner - all her mates panic, the teacher panics thinking she's just passed out, Eileen's waking up all groggy to the confused spectacle. She gets driven home for the day and treated with kid gloves for about a week after, the poor thing. Accidental but genius.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 0:29, Reply)
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