Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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revisit a QOTWposted a poo related qotw a good while ago about a contracted visit to a place opposite the french embassey or somewhere around the west end/fulham (it was 6 years ago) and had the shits for ages.
reason why this was the mother of all sickies tho is coz i had been on the piss, from the night before, and thought the reason why i felt so sh*te is coz of the drink (at 10-11am from the night before)
at 2pm, and knew i wasn't getting back to newbury (via paddington) so walked to waterloo (or anywhere, ;) long story) and endedup 20 miles short in basingstoke shi**ing like a crop sprayer till i got home
I still thought this was a hangover, until the doc on monday said i had campilobacteria, and had no bowel control.
2 weeks i was sat on that dunny, till the pills kicked in, been told it never completely goes away
sorry bout the length, it curled out like that again
still a good sickie now
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 19:11, Reply)
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