Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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coughs"i can't [cough cough] come into work today [cough] i'm ill"
"whats wrong, sore throat?"
"no, actually i'm [cough] claiming to have a headache but i don't [cough cough] know how to make it sound like that over the phone"
oh and i once forgot to go into work one week. didnt have anything to do, just sat about completely oblivious to the fact that i should be going out and earning money for survival. can't remember what reminded me to go back.
(, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 22:13, Reply)
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