Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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diarrhoeaI once used diarrhoea as an excuse but when I had to fill in the sick form I realised that I didn't know how to spell it so I wrote:
sore tummy and a runny bottom
The boss found this unnacceptable and made me fill in the form again. This time I found a dictionary and wrote:
stomache pains and frequent discharge of abnormally liquid feaces
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 5:54, Reply)
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