Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Getting away with murderI was so desperate to get a week off work once that I told my boss I had been arrested in connection with the murders of Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman.
Unfortunately the police didn't see the funny side. Neither did the bunch of wild tabloid-reading chavs with pitchforks and burning torches...
Apologies for girth and flagrant fabrication.
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 10:50, Reply)
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