Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Physical Education my arse!I schived a whole year of P.E in year 10 by attending my MATE's drum lesson. Was questioned by senior staff half whay through the year about why I was absent from PE. I didn't lie, my answer was:
'I was at a drum lesson'
'Oh, fair enough' Was their reply.
Three weeks before the end of the year I was again called to senior staff office:
'You weren't at a drum lesson were you'
'Yes, I was' I reply
'It wasn't YOUR drum lesson though was it'
'Hmm, no, I never said that, but I didn't lie'
Got a severe bollocking, got told to go to my remaining PE lessons, and was actually faced with a bill for a year's worth of drum lessons!!
I didn't pay them. Cnuts.
Ooh, and I didn't attend my remaining PE lessons :D
Apologies for length, girth etc, but they were all increased by a lack of excercise for a year.
(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 13:14, Reply)
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