Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Sickies eh?Loads... but, here's a few of my past ones.
*-I Once rang my boss early one morning and told him my front door had fallen off, couldn't come into work cos we might get burgled.
*- Last night I fell out the loft and banged my head on the bannister. Feeling a bit shaken.
*- Food poisoning (this always, always works) and you can skive the next few days in work with frequent toilet visits.
*- Got mugged last night. Still feeling a bit shaken/ have to visit police station /hospital.
I'm sure there's many more...
-Length/Girth/Width and effect on time/space relativity X Unfuniness = Bilm
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(, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 13:37, Reply)
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