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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Broken?
My friend Danny wanted a couple of days off work so we constructed him a pot for his arm using shinpads and bandages, we also forged an un-convincing letter from the hospital stating that he had fractured his wrist. It worked really well, he got 3 weeks off!

Few months later he 'broke' his ankle, cue another few weeks off.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:26, Reply)

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