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A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.

What have you invented to get off work?

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Never impale yourself..
..on a bmx, it hurts!

Also the ambulance lady will lean over you going 'my thats a little bike you have there'. Not what you want to hear when your bowels are trying to exit through your abdominal muscles.

I know its not made up, but I would have loved to have seen the look on my bosses face on Monday, when I told him what I'd done. The truth is I could have gone to work, but you may as well fleece a situation like for all its worth, right?!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 10:41, Reply)

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