Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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dodgy sickiesBack in the 1970's I was working for a famous breakdown firm (not a meeting place for winos)in North London. A certain Mr B.E. decided to ring in sick. His excuse...he'd broken his leg. The twat then realised he would have to , erm, break a leg, so he jumped out of his bedroom window. He landed safely, so what did he do? He only went and jumped out again....and broke his arm. ("Stanmore Calling...Stanmore Calling")
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 13:03, Reply)
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