Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Back at school, when I was about 13......just as I'd started my legendary reign of sickies that lasted the rest of school. I'd faked a sickie- you know the sort, headache, feeling sick, 'migraine'- for Wednesday and Thursday. I'd been told I was definitely going back on Friday.
So, early hours of Friday morning, I have a seizure and get taken into hospital. I got out at lunchtime feeling fine and got taken to McDonalds.
The irony of it all is that in the resulting hospital appointments I got tablets for these migraines I'd been having...do I feel guilty? You betcha.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 20:20, Reply)
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