Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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One of our former employees...used to get his girlfriend to call in & say that he had come down with a really bad case of the flu. However he would come to work the next day & tell us that he got a flu shot at the doctors & he was feeling heaps better. Dumb cunt.
One of his other tricks was when he cut his thumb at work. I took him to the doctors & the doctor said that there was no reason that he couldn't resume work on light duties & to keep his thumb covered up for 3 days. However the next day he calls in saying his thumb hurts way too much & he can't come in. This particular day was Pay Day. So naturally he shows up to et his pay 1/2 an hour before the workers finish holding his mobile phone in his injured hand texting somebody with his un-covered injured thumb that apparently "hurt way too much". We kept him for 1 week after that then sacked his ass.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 4:21,
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