Awesome Sickies
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
A colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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a moving story..
Had to cover my fellow manager at the music venue I work at once because he had chronic constipation...
5 days on and he still hadn't forced one out (that's what happens if you eat gravy exclusively)
On the last night of my cover, I was supposed to move all the little tables and stools in front of the stage for the weekends big gig. I fucked that off though solely for the reason that I could pop in the next day on his opening up shift and seee if he 'needed any help moving his stools'...
punarific...
( , Wed 14 Jun 2006, 5:36, Reply)
Had to cover my fellow manager at the music venue I work at once because he had chronic constipation...
5 days on and he still hadn't forced one out (that's what happens if you eat gravy exclusively)
On the last night of my cover, I was supposed to move all the little tables and stools in front of the stage for the weekends big gig. I fucked that off though solely for the reason that I could pop in the next day on his opening up shift and seee if he 'needed any help moving his stools'...
punarific...
( , Wed 14 Jun 2006, 5:36, Reply)
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