Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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No shoesI once phoned in sick with the excuse that one of my feet had swelled up and I couldn't fit into my shoes*
It was 100% fact, but I did get some very funny looks when I hobbled in 2 days later.
*A little known inflammation of the skin called cellulitis
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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