Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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the secreta friend of mine was struggling to cope with the pressures of working two jobs ammounting to forty hours a week plus full-time college education last winter. naturally the unpaid for position of student went neglected most but corners had to be cut on the employment front too.
one day he rings up the video rental shop to speak to the (thoroughly incompetent, mentally-deficiant, 45-year-old chav) manager to try and get the night off:
"Look, Linda, we need to talk. There's something I haven't told you. I know I've been in a bit late a couple of times lately and I've blamed the weather and things but it's something else. I...I'm Santa."
Funny thing though, he was working as father christmas in a shopping centre as his other job. i applied as an elf. i didn't get it though.
first qotw answer. woot.
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 3:52, Reply)
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