A career's advisor
In 6th form we had a career's advisor called Peter Niskin, or as it was written on the leaflet:

P Niskin

We cried with laughter for 2 years over that one.

Nice enough guy, but best. name. ever.

Perhaps his career's advisor should have told him not to go into a field whereby you predominantly meet a lot of idiot teenagers with a name like that though.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:39, 5 replies)

I disagree
If you don't have an easy name to parody, they will either pick on something altogether more embarassing (e.g. Dr Armpit, Mr Fatshit, or as we had as a maths teacher...Eyebrows), or they're just default to "Cunt".

Poor old eyebrows, she tried her best now that I think about it.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:59, closed)

It seems like those with comedy names are irresistably drawn
I've been taught physics by Mr Shufflebottom, who just retired & was great, chemistry by Mr Orrel. My first headmaster's name was Rimmer...
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, closed)

Ms Cox
Oh the mirth
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)

We had a Miss Rimmer ( but in 'my day' it was not funny)
and also a Mr. Bottom
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:39, closed)

Well, I was only about 9
when Mr Rimmer was replaced by the far less amusingly titled Mrs Charlton, so I suspect the hilarity was wasted on most of us!
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 22:10, closed)