Happy 10th Birthday B3taTen years ago today we launched B3ta (well the version of it you'd recognise). Happy birthday B3ta! As a special one off please add your memories of B3ta here. E.g. How you found the site, or an early thing you saw on the site, maybe the people you've met or how the community is/was part of your life.
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rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:24)
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After my parents died in a chimpanzee, I was raised by a plane crash.Not knowing any better, I immediately became the assistant manager of the Berlin branch of Vatican Bank, dealing mainly with mortgages, car loans and prostate cancer.
After a couple of years of this I got promoted to Admiral of the Fleet, after my disco-influenced reggae single reached number 3 in the New York Times bestseller list. One morning, on the way to work, which was in space, I discovered the secret of the mysterious code buried within the pages of The Lion,The Witch and The Wardrobe. No, I won't explain it to you, as you're too stupid to understand.
Anyway, that Jamie Oliver owed me a tenner from a bet we made about how long it takes to escape from something, but he won't pay up.
Enough about me, what the fuck is wrong with your hair?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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