Been here 6 years in January
I found B3ta because someone sent me the newsletter with the link to badgerbadgerbadger in it. Before that I used to read Popbitch but it got shit and I needed something to fill the void. B3ta was it. I read the newsletter and that was it. I didn't even lurk. Then I started reading the site and then posted a shitload of Top Tips in a row late one night which for some reason, PostBear took umbrage to.
Then I started on OfTopic, but it got boring, so moved onto QOTW. Occasionally if I get a good idea, I'll post on /board but I'm no expert in Photoshop (I have had 3 FPs though). But QOTW is the best by far.

Favourite memory? In one newsletter, there was a link to an audio file of 'cuntflaps' in Morse Code, so I downloaded it and made it my SMS tone on my phone. A few days later, I'm walking around Asda and Mrs SLVA sends me a text. My phone beeped out the expletive and from the next aisle, someone said "Aha, I can hear a B3tan". That made my day.

<boast>And I maintain that I am the only B3tan who has won their own QOTW suggestion.*</boast>


*Unless someone knows otherwise
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:38, 3 replies)

Sorry
I 'won' the performance one a few weeks back and had suggested that
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:53, closed)

buggery bollocks
erm ok, I've had the top tip in three consecutive newsletters.

Waits for A Vagabond
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 17:57, closed)

postbear takes umbrage to a lot of things
Don't tell him, but he's a very nice chap really. Type grumpy old man with a heart of, well, he would take umbrage if I said gold here.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:52, closed)