Revenge Pranks.
Quite a few years ago now I had a falling out with a very nasty, evil bitch. I couldn't be arsed to go into all out drama with her, so I decided to get back to her in a sneaky way. A way that wouldn't really hurt anyone, just be an annoyance, and make me feel better for a few hours.

Just little things. Sending pizzas to her house. Posting her phone number on FaceParty under the profile "Fat Slag" with some very unflattering pictures of her (may or may not still exsist) and comments to the effect that anyone who called would be treated to the finest vocal filth of a fat ugly slag. Worked quite well too, until she eventually changed her number and I didn't have the new one.

I was bored at a job I hated one afternoon so I Googled "Revenge Pranks" for ideas to carry on the, quite honestly, giggle-worthy dumb pranks. One of the hits on Google directed me to a QOTW archive titled Revenge Pranks or similar. I was hooked.

Lurked for a very long time. I fell pregnant, on purpose, no slags here I'm afraid, and I knew I would be leaving this godawful soul destroying job, never to return, so I spent the next 6 months reading back issues of QOTW instead of doing anything productive.

I did eventually join up, mostly so I could "like" the posts that made me giggle, and I have posted a few times, but some of you guys can be quite scary and I'm always terrified of reading any replies in case somebody decides to have a go. I'm quite a sensitive soul, and I'm really just here for the giggles, not the drama.

So here I am, daughter has just started preschool, and I still get a little flutter of excitement, as I did about 10 minutes ago, when my brain realises it's Thursday again.

So thanks for the giggles, and the shocks, and being there during the long sleepless nights with a wide awake baby, and for the many many officelols that almost got me into so much trouble. I got quite adept at turning an officelol into a cough, or a "Oh, just remembering something funny that happened last night" to cover my tracks.
Please be gentle, I'm quite scared of some of you, and I'm back to lurking again :)

EDIT: Just remembered the username was Fat Lass, but a quick search of The Google™ is coming up with nothing. It was bloody awesome too.
( user_names_suck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:19, 4 replies)

Welcome
I also lurk hard ;)
(Speshal, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 22:38, closed)

Thanks
It can be a little scary in here sometimes, but i've become a big ol' wimp in my old(er) age!
Most are lovely I'm sure :)
( user_names_suck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:27, closed)

I know what you mean
but, quite a lot of the people on here are actually really lovely. However, the scary ones are super scary! I have posted links here for videos from friends or partners bands because I know that B3tards will be brutally honest. They call a spade a spade or a badly sung song a pile of donkey poo. You have to love the honesty.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:35, closed)

I like this!
Don't be scared, thing is with this place don't take it personally, we're all cunts!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:40, closed)

What's a little harrassment and stalking between friends, eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:54, closed)

So hang on, you joined on here you could carry on harrassing your ex?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:52, closed)