A genuine wanker!
As a 7 yr old I was often tormented by the fact that I would ask my parents if I could stay up to see the end of Knight Rider (from 7-8pm) despite the babysitter arriving between 7 and half past.
Despite the "go ahead" from my parents as soon as they were gone he'd shout and pack me off to bed before top of the pops at 7:30, and as it turned out more importantly EastEnders.
My babysitter, Simon, was a mid teen 80's metal head. Skinny jeans, big blonde hairdo, Iron Maiden t-shirt etc. Very 1984... but then, it WAS 1984.
So one night I felt pretty hard done by to miss Knight Rider, so after sulking upstairs for a bit I decided it was time to confront my shouty nemesis.
I crept downstairs, peered around the living room door and spied Mr Metal head knocking one out to EastEnders.
I may have been only 7 but I knew this was not something I should have seen, so went back to bed and never mentioned it.
As an adult I can now only think, how desperate have you gotta be to get your jolly's off to an 80's episode of EastEnders!?!?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:22, 9 replies)

That's amazing, considering Eastenders was first broadcast in 1985
I'd like to interview him as part of my research into a wanking-powered time machine
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:46, closed)

I would like more information on this machine

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:51, closed)

maybe
said metalhead kept his haircut until 1985, and the mental anguish of the wankcrime made our hero think he was back in 1984...?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:37, closed)

might well have been '85 then! Definately not as late as 86/87 as he stopped babysitting me by then.
I remember Dad had a crappy Fiat Strada so definately early-mid 80's!
Clearly I'm not as big a fan of EastEnders and he (and you?) to know when it started!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:37, closed)

I didn't click your story
but, I clicked your reply.

that was one of the most elegant complex calling of wanker I have seen in sometime. Well done.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:24, closed)

Time travel is *definitely* possible
Proof this week that woman on a mobile in the 1920's film.

PROOF!!!
(Dermot O'Logical, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:46, closed)

Dr Leg
Doesn't get you hard?


fag!
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:49, closed)

Well 'ard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:42, closed)

/\ ---- /\
For the win!
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)