Stand-In

I know a stand-in isn't a babysitter - but it's in the same ballpark.

So, I take it you've heard that Peter Jackson is shooting The Hobbit in New Zealand? Well, he's looking for a stand-in for Gollum during some of the more dangerous scenes.

Anyone got Amorous Badger's CV?


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:52, 28 replies)

It would certainly save some effort for the costume department
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:02, closed)

Yay.

I missed that first time around. It's truly brilliant..


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:07, closed)

You just OWNED him there
cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 12:46, closed)

oh, man.
he's never going to recover from this one. you really told him there, didn't you. wow.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:22, closed)

HA!
Next week's topic is "TV Shows I Hate".

I've got your answer here: "Man, I really hate Two Pints of Lager. Talking of which, Badger is an ugly smelly poo!"
(__, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:25, closed)

ZING

( FIEND, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:17, closed)

Oh man, he'd best run down to Boots and pick up some Savlon for that SICK BURN.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:28, closed)

I love it when talk get all angry en mass
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:59, closed)

at least in this instance
the original post wasn't even approaching funny or relevant.

poor show on Legless' part.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:24, closed)

This is true. Given that posts on QOTW from our visiting /talk friends are always funny and relevent, I believe it is our solemn, sworn duty as respectable members of this esteemed online community to always ensure the very highest 1000000 WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH! JOANNA IS A STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH OMGROFLLMAO LOLOLOL LOOK MUM I DUN A MEME! PWNT! PWWWWWWNT!!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:46, closed)

i'm so mellow today that i'm not even going to point out that you spelled 'relevant' incorrectly.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:10, closed)

Mellow?
But surely it's your busiest time of year...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:20, closed)

oh man, the ZINGS around here today...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:53, closed)

Mea Culpa

But, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I thought I'd post something staggeringly unfunny, totally irrelevant and vaguely insulting.

Later, I'm going to hang around on /talk for 20 hours and post such witticisms as:

NOM! NOM! NOM!
ZING!
I like breasts!
Who's for tea?

and of course, the ever-faithful:

No fatties!

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 0:18, closed)

You come across as a crying wanker
no offence
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:47, closed)

Oh Dear

You cut me to the quick, dear boy.

It must be great being you. Sitting behind your keyboard with all this anger and hate boiling away inside you. Your only outlet for your rage and frustration being your avatar posting on b3ta....

But seriously, if you aspire to being a troll, at least try to be a *good* troll. Put some thought, some effort into it.

But no. Just like you've failed at everything else in your sad, pathetic, jizz-stained life, you're also crap at being a troll

So where to now, fail-boy?

Cheers, keyboard-warrior.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:27, closed)

Now you're being a furious prick
Sort yourself out.


Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:00, closed)

That's It?
That's the extent of your vicious reply?

Useless. Utterly, utterly, useless.(and I bet you've heard that said about you most of your life...)

*Sigh* Trolls ain't like they use to be.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:35, closed)

Just makin an observation that your pointless post sees you come off as a crying wanker, that's all
There's no need to get all pissy about it.


cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:25, closed)

My god, do you really not see the irony in your postings ?
"You come across as an xyz..." yeah but the difference is, that Legless and many others have actually *contributed* to QoTW. You know, shared bits of themselves, the good, the bad, the funny.

From what I can see, you have posted precisely one insight into your life that wasn't just a bitter reply criticising how everyone else is crap (and that, ironically enough, full of "poor me I have to work so hard and everyone else is a slacker". Hint: spend less time on here then).

Legless might come across a certain way on this post. But in terms of everything of his that I had read, the ratio's reading about 80% amusing and interesting.

In your case, the ratio is about 95% bitter and mocking.

So - who's the cunt here ? Hint: it's the small, bitter man who has nothing better to do than mock others.

You told me recently to fuck off to mumsnet. I have more constructive advice for you - get a fucking life. Loser.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)

Fuck off n00b with downs
You really are a tiresome dullard, why not go back to polishing your pewter dragon collection.



cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:31, closed)

And...

He's back. Like a dog returning to his vomit. Yet again, another one-line rely from the intellectually-challenged, Rory The Tard....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:27, closed)

Borey,

If you get any more dense, you're going to spontaneously generate an event horizon.

You are not funny. You are not clever. You're not even particularly effective as a troll, given that the alpha and omega of your pitiful stock of cliched retorts essentially amounts to "NO U". Every single tired trope from /talk you trot out over here has already been done to death by the time your atrophied little brain manages to get a handle on it. Old news.

You are a stranger to wit.

Fuck off.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 1:38, closed)

Crappy Phantom (hahaha see what I did there) have you not read the post? You're knighting an indefensible load of tripe, you're in solid contention for 'prick of the week' and an entry in the newsletter.




cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 14:51, closed)

For someone with a username proclaiming how cheerful you are, you don't half moan a lot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:16, closed)

Your point?
You are neither particularly priapic, nor a mustelid.

Besides which, calling Rory (who is not a French city) a useless, unimaginative cunt is no reflection of my happiness in general. It's a simple observation.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 10:11, closed)

zomg

( FIEND, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:17, closed)

Fuck's sake, first someone calls me 'onerous fadger', now THIS.
:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:17, closed)