
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Very attractive chap, we talked about anal sex and what he likes to do with his poop hole and I assure you goatse would have blushed. He then when on to discuss how he liked swapping vomit, which I am afraid was just a little bit too far and quite put me off my crab cakes.
Still, not all was lost he was a slutty bottom boy and gave incredible head.
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:39, 4 replies)

You only swap the vomit you have already got stuck in your book?
( , Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:44, closed)
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