Bad Dates
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
congratulations on wasting your one brief and precious moment of existence
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:47,
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Some of us have simple needs, Doc.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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And it should be legal to kill and eat such bovine lumps.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Keep your hands of my marbling!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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I'm just rubbing you with salt and oil.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:21,
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This isn't the way I envisaged our dinner date.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:51,
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sod it, this'll do
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:22,
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which is why we love him
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:23,
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