Some years ago, a girl named Sandra and I went to watch Trainspotting at the cinema.
It was all going swimmingly. We were the only people in the theatre to laugh when Spud said the prospect of walking across the moorland was not "natural" . I whisked Sandra off to sticky Camden dive The Underworld for some late drinks and intimate chat, perhaps an exchange of fluids.

A couple of watered-down Carlsbergs later, who should walk in but Green Day singer Billy Joe Armstrong and a small entourage. Sandra went over seeking his autograph, but instead got invited to a party, for which they left immediately without so much as a nod in my direction, leaving me with only my "lager" for company.

Billy Joe Armstrong is very short.
(wellweapon, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:05, 7 replies)

Hahahahaha I like this!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:17, closed)

She would have guzzled so much protein that night.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:38, closed)

[insert lead singer] is very short

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:07, closed)

James Hetfield.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:27, closed)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:16, closed)

Bet you wouldn't say that about Lemmy!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 3:07, closed)

Haha!
You got Zaphoded.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 3:08, closed)