I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started.....there.

I said pretend you've got no money, she laughed and said you're so funny.

I said yeah? Well I can't see anybody else smiling in here.

So I fucked her off. Yeah.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:30, 7 replies)

edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:52, closed)

Thanks I struggled to remember the whole story I was in a band back then.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:17, closed)

Are you sure?

(Thunderwing, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 2:37, closed)

What the fuck
did I just read?
(username failed moderation, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:03, closed)

You should have fucked her
Those posh birds are well dirty in bed
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, closed)

Commoner

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:01, closed)

She'll be aged soon.
Then you can help her! I know you like to help the motherfucking aged.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:37, closed)