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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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I to am leaning towards the conclusion
that having your semen exiting from his bottom may have had something to do with their attitude towards you.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 4:25, 1 reply)
At the very least
it somewhat weakens the 'I wasn't the one that did it' excuse.
(username failed moderation, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:06, closed)
I'll make a point of keeping a DNA testing kit to hand,
in case one of my offspring ever shits semen onto the soft furnishings.
A cautionary tale for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:10, closed)
I wasn't the one who went drunk walking into the vipers nest.
I would say I hold my hand up to the spunk and air, but the holding your hand up has very different meanings.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:25, closed)

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